Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 66
10 years ago

krista
Here’s a chart demonstrating how well this conversation went: 📉
phyllis
So, so bad.
mineli
You can’t say he didn’t try.
kayla
Well you must not enjoy his face that much then.
zachary
BUS A NUT!
lindsay
This guy waited almost 5 months after matching her to break out this line. Respect.
virginia
You’re doing God’s work, hombre.
stuart
I have a feeling they’re going to last a long time.
echo
Echooooooo!
chineisys
C’mon, man – the play here is clearly “I want to Sexa Chineisys.”

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 65

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  5. Italian_Stallion

    After he spent 5 months eagerly anticipating October 10 Lindsay could have at least afforded the poor guy a pity laugh

    10 years ago at 11:31 am
  6. GodHatesFigs

    So the chick talking to Zachary threatened to cut his dick off, took a screenshot of it, and submitted it to TFM? Is this a warning to other TFM Tinderers? Do we have a serial castrator on our hands?

    10 years ago at 1:52 pm
  7. taint_goblin

    Brooke threw a subliminal message at that poor guy and he didn’t even notice. Assess…ass…buttstuff.

    10 years ago at 3:19 pm