Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 67
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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 66
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We need more Bellas in the world.
10 years ago at 8:05 amI’m a large fan of Tina’s approach as well.
10 years ago at 8:11 amThe girls as a whole in this round were top notch
10 years ago at 8:12 amTiffany has the kind of straight forward approach that’s lacking these days.
10 years ago at 8:13 amGod bless Tiffany
10 years ago at 8:25 amThat JFK one is so fucked. Who thinks of that?
10 years ago at 8:31 amHigh schoolers with no respect trying to get on ridiculous tinder pickup lines.
10 years ago at 11:22 amquit bitching
10 years ago at 12:27 pmHe’s a genius. I bet he has one for every President. I mean, it can’t be that hard. I can already envision what the Clinton, FDR, Nixon and Taft positions would look like.
10 years ago at 11:50 am“I’ll send you the great white fleet with my big stick policy” – Theodore Roosevelt
10 years ago at 12:35 pmThe FDR is when you bang your bisexual third cousin while sitting in a wheelchair.
The Nixon simply means you bang a girl and audiotape it.
The Taft is when you fold your own belly fat into the shape of a pussy and fuck it.
The Clinton is when you shove a cigar up a girl’s cooter.
10 years ago at 1:31 pmWe’ll just go ahead and skip creating the Obama. Not cuz he’s black, more cuz he’s too shitty to deserve a position.
10 years ago at 6:03 amThe Obama is when you make a bunch of promises to a girl so that she’ll fuck you. Then the next morning right before you leave her house you say “By the way, your health insurance plan has been cancelled.”
10 years ago at 9:09 amTiffany’s the kind of girl I’d never want to be the husband of.
10 years ago at 8:34 amThose barriers need to be put back up
10 years ago at 8:51 amI hope Steve Holt chokes on a Milk Dud.
10 years ago at 9:12 amCherry Poppins was gold
10 years ago at 9:34 amHalle’s a bitch
10 years ago at 9:45 amHooked up with a girl once who said she saw her dad on tinder, probably most of the reason why she was hooking up with me but whatever just thought I should share.
10 years ago at 10:57 amWell I guess I thought wrong, didn’t I?
10 years ago at 2:33 pmLook we get it, you are from the south. Incest is everywhere down there. Let it STAY there.
10 years ago at 2:01 pm