Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 67
9 years ago

jennifer
Hey, Bieber is firing out straight jams lately. You take that back.
juliet
#SHAKESPEARESTUFF2015
paulette
Yes, Paulette – I believe he is.
kristi
He’s about to go from Mary Poppins to Cherry Poppins.
angelique
He’s just tearing down barriers here.
samantha
She really knows how to get a man all jazzed up.
molly
*eggplant emoji*
vada
Star Wars joke aside, if you come across your father on Tinder you should probably throw your phone into a vat of hot oil.
bella
Steve Holt prefers the term “Milk Duds,” as they’re his favorite candy.
tina
Aaaand I have a new favorite position.

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  3. Antebellum_Fratting

    Tiffany has the kind of straight forward approach that’s lacking these days.

    9 years ago at 8:13 am
    2. Ballocaustvictim

      He’s a genius. I bet he has one for every President. I mean, it can’t be that hard. I can already envision what the Clinton, FDR, Nixon and Taft positions would look like.

      9 years ago at 11:50 am
      1. Fratasaurus

        “I’ll send you the great white fleet with my big stick policy” – Theodore Roosevelt

        9 years ago at 12:35 pm
      2. ImHereForTheGangbang

        The FDR is when you bang your bisexual third cousin while sitting in a wheelchair.

        The Nixon simply means you bang a girl and audiotape it.

        The Taft is when you fold your own belly fat into the shape of a pussy and fuck it.

        The Clinton is when you shove a cigar up a girl’s cooter.

        9 years ago at 1:31 pm
      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        We’ll just go ahead and skip creating the Obama. Not cuz he’s black, more cuz he’s too shitty to deserve a position.

        9 years ago at 6:03 am
      4. ImHereForTheGangbang

        The Obama is when you make a bunch of promises to a girl so that she’ll fuck you. Then the next morning right before you leave her house you say “By the way, your health insurance plan has been cancelled.”

        9 years ago at 9:09 am
  6. Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

    Tiffany’s the kind of girl I’d never want to be the husband of.

    9 years ago at 8:34 am
  11. bourboncountry

    Hooked up with a girl once who said she saw her dad on tinder, probably most of the reason why she was hooking up with me but whatever just thought I should share.

    9 years ago at 10:57 am
    2. dingos_lil_5

      Look we get it, you are from the south. Incest is everywhere down there. Let it STAY there.

      9 years ago at 2:01 pm