Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 67
Jared Borislow9 years ago

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taran — The “white knuckler” is truly the Cadillac of handjobs.

tiffany — Too easy.

madison — I feel you, man. Just check out my Halloween costume.

leena — The direction you swipe on Tinder being directly correlated to her political leaning. TFM.

bean — Flicking Bean’s bean. It’s a TFM.

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heather — Always looking for new ways to find out if she has daddy issues. It’s a TFM.

brittany — #UNICORNSTUFF2015

halle — #NAMEGAGS2015

kelley — Worked like a charm.

belle — I mean, by definition, yes.

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Shithappens
Hooking up with trannies on the low. TFM but on a serious note, you shouldn’t do it.
9 years ago at 2:28 pm