Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68
9 years ago

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alice
This could be the start of a good conversation.
allegra
“Attempt?” Ouch, bro.
carma
Woulda been a great line if he knew how to spell “hope.”
claire
A phenomenal weed-out question for Republicans.
courtney
A cold soul with an open hole is every Tinderer’s dream.

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dee
This guy only has two uses for women, and neither of them are “sass.”
emily
Nice save. Hope it worked out for him.
gaye
Correct.
haley
If subtlety is cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.
jake
Awww that’s so beautif- AAAAAAAAAND it’s Macklemore.
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      2. MenAreMADEnotBorn

        I really wanted to up-vote this, but the fact that it’s currently at 69 is too perfect.

        9 years ago at 11:21 am
    2. Ferris Boozeler

      If she chose Hula Plus and committed relationship, that guy would’ve been fucked.

      9 years ago at 8:45 am
      1. Booze_Hound

        If you’re the one responsible for creating this pickup line, thank you. Furthermore, we need follow ups to these articles Jared. In next weeks post, encourage those who submit screenshots of their messages to follow up with stories. I’m in the edge of my seat.

        9 years ago at 1:20 pm
  4. Frabst

    Weeoo weeoo, choosing Katrina as your favorite hurricane is both racist and classist due to the fact it devastated such a financially and racially diverse city. Check your privilege bro.

    9 years ago at 8:13 am
    3. NYUFratter

      These repetitive comments making fun of SJWs are almost as tiresome as actual SJWs

      9 years ago at 8:47 am
      1. Zed_Is_Alive

        No. I hope to god our Vets didn’t put their mouths anywhere near that stank puss

        9 years ago at 9:36 am
  7. Nigel Thornberry

    Ask a girl if she wants to fuck then get pizza and you’re guaranteed to have a good night.

    9 years ago at 8:38 am
    1. JosephBluePulaski

      You’re right. As long as you consider getting denied by said girl, masturbating, and eating pizza until you fall asleep a good night.

      9 years ago at 8:49 am
  8. Brogan Freeman

    I miss the day and age when “Do you know Karate because your body’s kicking” was as complex as you needed to go to get a girl to straddle your package.

    9 years ago at 8:40 am
  11. WorldsWorstCommenter

    “Know why you’re coming back to my place?” “Because I’m stronger than you”

    9 years ago at 12:13 pm