Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68
Jared Borislow10 years ago

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alice — This could be the start of a good conversation.

allegra — “Attempt?” Ouch, bro.

carma — Woulda been a great line if he knew how to spell “hope.”

claire — A phenomenal weed-out question for Republicans.

courtney — A cold soul with an open hole is every Tinderer’s dream.

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dee — This guy only has two uses for women, and neither of them are “sass.”

emily — Nice save. Hope it worked out for him.

gaye — Correct.

haley — If subtlety is cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

jake — Awww that’s so beautif- AAAAAAAAAND it’s Macklemore.

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Booze_Hound
Whoever spoke with Dee missed a great opportunity to make a “Deez Nuts” joke. I’m upset.
10 years ago at 1:23 pm