Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68
9 years ago

141105_TFM_R-Tinder-PL_CoverPhoto

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram

alice
This could be the start of a good conversation.
allegra
“Attempt?” Ouch, bro.
carma
Woulda been a great line if he knew how to spell “hope.”
claire
A phenomenal weed-out question for Republicans.
courtney
A cold soul with an open hole is every Tinderer’s dream.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

dee
This guy only has two uses for women, and neither of them are “sass.”
emily
Nice save. Hope it worked out for him.
gaye
Correct.
haley
If subtlety is cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.
jake
Awww that’s so beautif- AAAAAAAAAND it’s Macklemore.
Pages: 1 2
  2. Booze_Hound

    Whoever spoke with Dee missed a great opportunity to make a “Deez Nuts” joke. I’m upset.

    9 years ago at 1:23 pm