Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 7 Jared Borislow10 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Two outs in the bottom of the ninth and he pulled this one off. Props. I started off with two pee and butt stuff ones to set the tone. Zing! CREME FRÂICHE! Persistence. Really curious as to why the first guy got so unlucky… I should make one of these called “The Best of Butt Stuff.” Smooth operator. wut Tinder is cheaper than Uber. Pages: 1 2 3
Jordan Ross Belfort TFM has definitely increased the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff. 10 years ago at 4:54 pm
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That Creme Fraiche was pure fucking gold.
10 years ago at 4:43 pmTFM has definitely increased the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff.
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10 years ago at 6:48 pmAs a hatchback owner I can honestly say it does not strongly impact my pussy getting ability in either direction.
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