Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 7

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

caitlin
Two outs in the bottom of the ninth and he pulled this one off. Props.
cierra
I started off with two pee and butt stuff ones to set the tone.
elizabeth
Zing!
myah
CREME FRÂICHE!
justin
Persistence.
prechous
Really curious as to why the first guy got so unlucky…
mckenzie
I should make one of these called “The Best of Butt Stuff.”
brett
Smooth operator.
max
wut
melissa
Tinder is cheaper than Uber.
  1. Jordan Ross Belfort

    TFM has definitely increased the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff.

    10 years ago at 4:54 pm
  2. JackDanielsrunning

    As a hatchback owner I can honestly say it does not strongly impact my pussy getting ability in either direction.

    10 years ago at 6:51 pm