HeyHit ’em where it hurts. The bitches love it.She was asking for it, being named Meg and all.
If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
Don’t worry, you guys – he’s got pooter lube.Nothing is more romantic than being at the beach watching waves crash and balls slap.Who’d have thunk it?People who send me their Tinder submissions appear to have really weird autocorrects.I’m listening to any and all suggestions about why his load may be dirty.He wants to be her five-finger support system.In her defense, it does sound complex… Oedipal complex.
That Creme Fraiche was pure fucking gold.
10 years ago at 4:43 pmTFM has definitely increased the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmDeVry Guy is the patron saint of butt stuff
10 years ago at 8:46 pm“Can I have your friends number”. TFM.
10 years ago at 5:07 pmOedipal complex. Some weird shit man.
10 years ago at 5:52 pmBUT WHAT’S HER MIDDLE NAME?!
10 years ago at 6:48 pmThat’s some good clean family fun right there, eh Cotton?
10 years ago at 6:48 pmAs a hatchback owner I can honestly say it does not strongly impact my pussy getting ability in either direction.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmA hundred no’s and a yes means yes
10 years ago at 6:54 pm#yesallmen
10 years ago at 5:32 amThese are actually one of my favorite things on this website
10 years ago at 6:56 pm“Banging a bag of puppy ears.”
10 years ago at 6:58 pmT Oxana M.
10 years ago at 11:32 pm