Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 7

samantha
I don’t think she’s feeling it.
kristine
It’s published. You’re welcome.
brendan
Bitches love cat farts.
bri
Being an asshole is the best policy.
emily
This man has the courage to say what we all want to say.
emily1
That is the most eloquent way of describing ass play I’ve ever heard.

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briana
Got her!
alexandria
What that mouth do?
ally
Ladies love a man who drives a Geo Metro. They proved it on Mythbusters.
charlotte
I’m pretty sure the right answer always involves Hitler being the one that you kill.

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  1. Jordan Ross Belfort

    TFM has definitely increased the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff.

    10 years ago at 4:54 pm
  2. JackDanielsrunning

    As a hatchback owner I can honestly say it does not strongly impact my pussy getting ability in either direction.

    10 years ago at 6:51 pm