Two outs in the bottom of the ninth and he pulled this one off. Props.I started off with two pee and butt stuff ones to set the tone.Zing!CREME FRÂICHE!Persistence.Really curious as to why the first guy got so unlucky…I should make one of these called “The Best of Butt Stuff.”Smooth operator.wutTinder is cheaper than Uber.
Selling sex toys outside an elementary school? Congrats Dorn, you made Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines!
10 years ago at 7:09 pmSo Dorn, did you end up hooking up with Anny?
10 years ago at 7:56 pm“Ever been fisted?” had me fucking rolling. somehow these columns are still hilarious
10 years ago at 8:03 pmSo Dorn, did you get Anny’s number?
10 years ago at 10:13 pmNorthernATO beat me to it. Lacing ’em up now.
10 years ago at 10:14 pm“What that mouth do”
10 years ago at 10:47 pmNobody wants to see that shit here. Show some damn respect.
10 years ago at 11:43 pmBitches Love Cat Farts
10 years ago at 2:03 pmI lost it at “Hey”
10 years ago at 3:50 pmSome of them should be in the HOF for turning a convo
10 years ago at 9:48 pmDeVry Guy referencing Fraud.
Did not see that coming.
10 years ago at 9:52 pmAnd then following it with more butt stuff. TFM.
10 years ago at 9:53 pm