Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 70
10 years ago

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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arely
Enjoy.
breanna
Tinder is for more than just random hookups.
caitlyn
#BUTTSTUFF2015
cid
Relationships are about compromise, Cid, you selfish bitch.
dale
R.I.P. Intimidator

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

deana
A WHOLE EGGPLANT. And you can’t even appreciate that because you’re a stupid bot. What a waste.
emily
Great #CHRISTMASSTUFF2015 line.
genesis
Amen.
gianna
He really pulled that one out of his ass. I have a feeling he won’t be pulling out of hers, though.
haleigh
This one killed me.
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    1. ThePhiTour

      Hell, here’s a great content idea that doesn’t involve reposting old articles. Do one for each of the TFM staff. I’m sure Bacon’s abysmal tinder game could count for one of the Fail Friday’s y’all missed.

      10 years ago at 8:36 am
  5. dingos_lil_5

    Thank you Jared for upholding your content. Fuck the intern. #blackballintern

    10 years ago at 8:39 am
  7. Gun_Slinger

    Jessica is just good ole fashion wife material. Likes meat lovers pizza and will take it in trade for some Pussy.

    Dudes are lining up to give her an Mrs. Degree.

    10 years ago at 8:58 am