Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 70

jessica
Chicks dig pizza for pussy.
karina
Free handy opportunity for our boy. No harm no foul. Gotta say yes.
kayla
This guy knows what women want.
kum
Take a shot with Kum, call it a Kumshot.
luz
#NAMEGAGS2015
mia
That sounds like the most amazingly mediocre date of all-time.
michelle
I think he’s trying to say that he has amputee fetish.
miranda
Really interested in seeing what happened here.
nic
REJECTED!
remi
SHE MY APP QUEEN!

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69

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    1. ThePhiTour

      Hell, here’s a great content idea that doesn’t involve reposting old articles. Do one for each of the TFM staff. I’m sure Bacon’s abysmal tinder game could count for one of the Fail Friday’s y’all missed.

      10 years ago at 8:36 am
  1. dingos_lil_5

    Thank you Jared for upholding your content. Fuck the intern. #blackballintern

    10 years ago at 8:39 am
  2. Gun_Slinger

    Jessica is just good ole fashion wife material. Likes meat lovers pizza and will take it in trade for some Pussy.

    Dudes are lining up to give her an Mrs. Degree.

    10 years ago at 8:58 am