Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 70

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arely
Enjoy.
breanna
Tinder is for more than just random hookups.
caitlyn
#BUTTSTUFF2015
cid
Relationships are about compromise, Cid, you selfish bitch.
dale
R.I.P. Intimidator

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deana
A WHOLE EGGPLANT. And you can’t even appreciate that because you’re a stupid bot. What a waste.
emily
Great #CHRISTMASSTUFF2015 line.
genesis
Amen.
gianna
He really pulled that one out of his ass. I have a feeling he won’t be pulling out of hers, though.
haleigh
This one killed me.