Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 71

jenny
Guarantee the next thing he said was “is that a yes?”
jessica
Take that, Jessica!
klimpen
Dude’s got exquisite taste.
lainy
Keep trying, my man.
leah
This guy is game personified.
lindsay
Respect.
logan
I was wondering where he was going with that.
maggie
Dude’s a fan of the spread offense. Forget the flea flicker, too – he’s trying to run the bean flicker.
shauna
NEXT.
suzanne
Suzanne, you minx! #BUTTSTUFF2015

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  1. FLICKyou

    7th one down, with the name Gable.

    Person A: Mentions his balls.

    Person B: Asks who’s their daddy.

    Person A: States person B is their daddy.

    Person B: Calls person A their son.

    My findings conclude that both person A and B are dudes. Fuck you for that.

    9 years ago at 8:09 am
    1. The Human Power Move

      yeah I come to this sight to escape the real world and our fucked up society

      9 years ago at 11:20 am