Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 72
9 years ago

maya
Two great opening Tinder messages to really start off strong.
morgan
#NAMEGAGS2015
murrial
Arguably the worst opening line imaginable.
nikki
#BUTTSTUFF2015
noelle
It’s about that time! Let’s see your best #CHRISTMASSTUFF2015 lines.
simone
Wow. Legendary save.
taylor
This moron clearly doesn’t know how to take a hint.
yuonne
#NAMEGAGS2015
mia
His message to me along with this submission was “Thought I would share this convo, I enjoyed it. Didn’t end up smashing, body was a 6 and face was a soft 4. Better frat next time.”

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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 71

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      1. Oral Hershiser

        Judging by the “this” count on these two comments, you have a LOT of accounts. Please confirm by lapping me 12 times in a row.

        9 years ago at 9:25 am
  10. dingos_lil_5

    The beach one, you should have said, ” God might own the water, but my family owns this beach”

    9 years ago at 12:52 pm