Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 73 Jared Borislow9 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram Gotta make some room in your body for all that blow! He’s all in on ass eating. #BUTTSTUFF2015 Wasting no time. TFM. Wish we had a timestamp on this one. Would give us a better idea of this guy’s lifestyle. 🙁 I don’t think she’d be cool with that unless the whole Charlie thing occurred after the night with her. I can’t imagine that would go much worse than this. C’mon, Gabby. Respect the “ma.” THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS LEFT, DUDE. DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. #BUTTSTUFF2015 This is either going to go very well for him or very poorly. Pages: 1 2
ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson I guarantee that her parents live in Oregon and suffer from frequent acid flashbacks. 9 years ago at 8:24 am
SteveHoltOnDrugs Dalyn was the guy. Which is really really sad. He has zero chance in life. 9 years ago at 9:03 am
Henry_Eighth It’s a popular male name in the African-American community. Check your privilege, you racist dickhead. 9 years ago at 9:30 am
Karl Karlson I’m a nice guy but would gladly take a baseball bat to Dalyn’s skull. What a Minkus. 9 years ago at 8:09 am
Larry_Sellers Thanks for answering the call of duty. Let’s hope this goes somewhere at least mediocre. 9 years ago at 10:34 am
Lenny Leonard Karl and I know everything about mediocre. I mean just last Saturday we spent hours picking up garbage and half of those bottles weren’t even mine. 9 years ago at 10:57 am
JosephBluePulaski Hannah is a fucking prude… that snail line was clever and charming. 9 years ago at 8:32 am
geed_N_proud Can’t wait to see how the girls respond to that last guys line in January 9 years ago at 10:32 am
Who the fuck names their kid Dalyn
9 years ago at 8:07 amI guarantee that her parents live in Oregon and suffer from frequent acid flashbacks.
9 years ago at 8:24 amor peyote flashbacks
9 years ago at 8:42 amDalyn was the guy. Which is really really sad. He has zero chance in life.
9 years ago at 9:03 amIt’s a popular male name in the African-American community. Check your privilege, you racist dickhead.
9 years ago at 9:30 amPeople of Color Community*. Quit being so rude and offensive.
9 years ago at 10:03 amsays the guy with a confederate flag profile photo
9 years ago at 10:04 amDyslexics?
9 years ago at 8:31 amTerrible people.
9 years ago at 3:21 pmI’m a nice guy but would gladly take a baseball bat to Dalyn’s skull. What a Minkus.
9 years ago at 8:09 amWhere’s Lenny?!
9 years ago at 9:51 amDon’t you worry about my location.
9 years ago at 10:22 amThanks for answering the call of duty. Let’s hope this goes somewhere at least mediocre.
9 years ago at 10:34 amKarl and I know everything about mediocre. I mean just last Saturday we spent hours picking up garbage and half of those bottles weren’t even mine.
9 years ago at 10:57 amDalyn might be the biggest geed I’ve ever heard about.
9 years ago at 8:15 amNah he’s just a goofball :-p
9 years ago at 9:28 amFuck dayln
9 years ago at 8:28 amHannah is a fucking prude… that snail line was clever and charming.
9 years ago at 8:32 amThat requires an extra consent form though
9 years ago at 12:50 pmThe snail one was absolute gold
9 years ago at 9:50 amCan’t wait to see how the girls respond to that last guys line in January
9 years ago at 10:32 amDalyn thinks boobs feel like bags of sand
9 years ago at 1:12 pmTaylor’s friend did not have her phone. Shes a liar!
9 years ago at 2:46 pmSNAILSTUFF2K15
9 years ago at 3:22 pm