Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 73
10 years ago

megan
ZING!!!
taylor
Pay the man!
dalyn
Fuck you, Dalyn.
hannah
I thought he was being pretty clear.
alyssa
The fact that this guy right swiped a chick with no pictures says volumes about his Tinder game.
lacey
I don’t think so, no.
amber
Playing easy to get. I love it.
annie
#BUTTSTUFF2015 has been a great year. Let’s cherish the time we have left.
bettye
Too soon, man.
date
Respect the hustle.

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    1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

      I guarantee that her parents live in Oregon and suffer from frequent acid flashbacks.

      10 years ago at 8:24 am
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Dalyn was the guy. Which is really really sad. He has zero chance in life.

        10 years ago at 9:03 am
      3. Henry_Eighth

        It’s a popular male name in the African-American community. Check your privilege, you racist dickhead.

        10 years ago at 9:30 am
  3. Karl Karlson

    I’m a nice guy but would gladly take a baseball bat to Dalyn’s skull. What a Minkus.

    10 years ago at 8:09 am
      2. Larry_Sellers

        Thanks for answering the call of duty. Let’s hope this goes somewhere at least mediocre.

        10 years ago at 10:34 am
      3. Lenny Leonard

        Karl and I know everything about mediocre. I mean just last Saturday we spent hours picking up garbage and half of those bottles weren’t even mine.

        10 years ago at 10:57 am