Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 73

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alina
Gotta make some room in your body for all that blow!
allison
He’s all in on ass eating. #BUTTSTUFF2015
claire
Wasting no time. TFM.
emma
Wish we had a timestamp on this one. Would give us a better idea of this guy’s lifestyle.
kady
🙁
brianna
I don’t think she’d be cool with that unless the whole Charlie thing occurred after the night with her.
claire2
I can’t imagine that would go much worse than this.
gabby
C’mon, Gabby. Respect the “ma.”
lakyn
THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS LEFT, DUDE. DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. #BUTTSTUFF2015
maddie
This is either going to go very well for him or very poorly.