Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 76 Jared Borislow9 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram Jehovah’s about to be witness to Cassidy and him banging. Neat! Inspiring words from JFKum. Get ready for his Donkey Dong, Nats. As you should be. He’s got a nice couch you can sit on. Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. This guy has salesman of the month written all over him. It’s pretty straight-forward. Pages: 1 2
Lord of the Fratio There are 75 other parts to this series, but I’d argue this had to be one of the best 9 years ago at 8:30 am
Shut up Meg That being said, I appreciate the fuck out of DeVry. He just keeps delivering and delivering. Maybe he’s the guy who will retrieve Dorn’s head from his own ass and save TFM 9 years ago at 9:08 am
mudblower Makes me want to switch to guys for a little just to get some classic lines. (I’d be into butt stuff) 9 years ago at 2:09 pm
“That’ll do pig”. Savagery.
9 years ago at 8:13 amTKM, total kermit move
9 years ago at 9:43 amKermit is FaF
9 years ago at 6:00 pmI spit my sunflower seeds when I saw that.
9 years ago at 9:53 amSetting expectations for your slam. TFM
9 years ago at 9:59 amThere are 75 other parts to this series, but I’d argue this had to be one of the best
9 years ago at 8:30 am“You asked for it.” TFM.
9 years ago at 8:36 amGotta think the rape one ended well
9 years ago at 8:46 amThat being said, I appreciate the fuck out of DeVry. He just keeps delivering and delivering. Maybe he’s the guy who will retrieve Dorn’s head from his own ass and save TFM
9 years ago at 9:08 amI’d just say I’d put my bullworm inside of her.
9 years ago at 9:42 amWhy do mine never fucking make it?
9 years ago at 9:52 amThey suck
9 years ago at 10:17 amWhat Mr. Tanner said.
9 years ago at 11:54 amI can appreciate the Calvin Coolidge reference.
9 years ago at 10:18 amThis may be my favorite.
9 years ago at 10:43 amMakes me want to switch to guys for a little just to get some classic lines. (I’d be into butt stuff)
9 years ago at 2:09 pmWhat’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.
9 years ago at 11:49 pmSuper original, champ
9 years ago at 10:48 pm