Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 76










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“That’ll do pig”. Savagery.
10 years ago at 8:13 amTKM, total kermit move
10 years ago at 9:43 amKermit is FaF
10 years ago at 6:00 pmI spit my sunflower seeds when I saw that.
10 years ago at 9:53 amSetting expectations for your slam. TFM
10 years ago at 9:59 amThere are 75 other parts to this series, but I’d argue this had to be one of the best
10 years ago at 8:30 am“You asked for it.” TFM.
10 years ago at 8:36 amGotta think the rape one ended well
10 years ago at 8:46 amThat being said, I appreciate the fuck out of DeVry. He just keeps delivering and delivering. Maybe he’s the guy who will retrieve Dorn’s head from his own ass and save TFM
10 years ago at 9:08 amI’d just say I’d put my bullworm inside of her.
10 years ago at 9:42 amWhy do mine never fucking make it?
10 years ago at 9:52 amThey suck
10 years ago at 10:17 amWhat Mr. Tanner said.
10 years ago at 11:54 amI can appreciate the Calvin Coolidge reference.
10 years ago at 10:18 amThis may be my favorite.
10 years ago at 10:43 amMakes me want to switch to guys for a little just to get some classic lines. (I’d be into butt stuff)
10 years ago at 2:09 pmWhat’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.
10 years ago at 11:49 pmSuper original, champ
10 years ago at 10:48 pm