Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 76
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“That’ll do pig”. Savagery.
9 years ago at 8:13 amTKM, total kermit move
9 years ago at 9:43 amKermit is FaF
9 years ago at 6:00 pmI spit my sunflower seeds when I saw that.
9 years ago at 9:53 amSetting expectations for your slam. TFM
9 years ago at 9:59 amThere are 75 other parts to this series, but I’d argue this had to be one of the best
9 years ago at 8:30 am“You asked for it.” TFM.
9 years ago at 8:36 amGotta think the rape one ended well
9 years ago at 8:46 amThat being said, I appreciate the fuck out of DeVry. He just keeps delivering and delivering. Maybe he’s the guy who will retrieve Dorn’s head from his own ass and save TFM
9 years ago at 9:08 amI’d just say I’d put my bullworm inside of her.
9 years ago at 9:42 amWhy do mine never fucking make it?
9 years ago at 9:52 amThey suck
9 years ago at 10:17 amWhat Mr. Tanner said.
9 years ago at 11:54 amI can appreciate the Calvin Coolidge reference.
9 years ago at 10:18 amThis may be my favorite.
9 years ago at 10:43 amMakes me want to switch to guys for a little just to get some classic lines. (I’d be into butt stuff)
9 years ago at 2:09 pmWhat’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.
9 years ago at 11:49 pmSuper original, champ
9 years ago at 10:48 pm