Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 78

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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anon
I really hope this is a joke…
ariel
In his defense, she did seem like that kind of girl.
brianna
I heard “This Dick” has two Golden Globes.
bridget
#NAMEGAGS2016
erin
Erin knows a good investment opportunity when she sees one.
gwen
#STEFANISTUFF2016
haily
It’s Halley’s comet, not Hailey’s comet, but I respect the effort.
hang
“Hung. Will Hung. No, not that American Idol guy! I was just saying that I have a huge d… Never mind.”
hannah
Hannah’s gonna give him the best of both worlds.
hannah2
‘Twas a big week for Hannah Montana jokes.
      1. Jehrry

        Alright farve next time you see your mom ask her about that titanic dick she got last night

        9 years ago at 8:57 am
      2. FavreDollarFootlongs

        I’d honestly rather be locked in a room with keg a tron and fucktaco69 for the rest of my life then see you ever try to say something funny again

        9 years ago at 9:24 am
      3. Jehrry

        Honestly I agree with the FuckTaco part, but since we’re arguing here, I hate you, and you’re a slapdick

        9 years ago at 9:41 am
  1. SimplySouthern94

    I also matched with that Jessie girl who claims to have an armpit fetish. We had a mutual friend on Facebook so I found her and she only had 85 friends and no pictures before December 17th. Whoever submitted that is going to be real shocked when Jessie’s got a bigger dick than him

    9 years ago at 8:21 am
  2. Vix

    The fact that Jessie has to state she wants a guy with armpit hair and muscles is a sad commentary about our society and how many metro-pussies are out there.

    9 years ago at 10:45 am
  3. FratthewMcConaughbangyourwife

    Can we forward my contact information to Kyla? She’s the type of woman I’m looking to disappoint

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm