Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 78

india
HEYOOOOOOOO! #BUTTSTUFF2016
jessie
I think that’s just called liking dudes.
katie
Riveting stuff here.
kyla
Kyle and Kyla star in: “Acid-Burned Dick”
lauren
Yeah, c’mon Lauren.

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mary
Somehow it still worked.
sara
Guy Fieri is my spirit animal.
shawnee
There’s something for everyone on Tinder.
sierra
Boldness is oftentimes rewarded.
taryn
Ghost Riders 1 AND 2??? This guy’s a fucking madman.

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      1. Jehrry

        Alright farve next time you see your mom ask her about that titanic dick she got last night

        9 years ago at 8:57 am
      2. FavreDollarFootlongs

        I’d honestly rather be locked in a room with keg a tron and fucktaco69 for the rest of my life then see you ever try to say something funny again

        9 years ago at 9:24 am
      3. Jehrry

        Honestly I agree with the FuckTaco part, but since we’re arguing here, I hate you, and you’re a slapdick

        9 years ago at 9:41 am
  1. SimplySouthern94

    I also matched with that Jessie girl who claims to have an armpit fetish. We had a mutual friend on Facebook so I found her and she only had 85 friends and no pictures before December 17th. Whoever submitted that is going to be real shocked when Jessie’s got a bigger dick than him

    9 years ago at 8:21 am
  2. Vix

    The fact that Jessie has to state she wants a guy with armpit hair and muscles is a sad commentary about our society and how many metro-pussies are out there.

    9 years ago at 10:45 am
  3. FratthewMcConaughbangyourwife

    Can we forward my contact information to Kyla? She’s the type of woman I’m looking to disappoint

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm