Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 79
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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“In a study of penis size where measurements were taken in a laboratory setting, the average penis circumference when erect was 4.8 inches (12.3 cm), which means that the average width of the erect penis is approximately 1.5 inches (4 cm).” – Wikipedia
9 years ago at 8:20 amHow doesn’t feel to be Jared’s bitch?
9 years ago at 8:23 amI sure am happy you know how to copy and paste.
9 years ago at 8:35 amJared, you always deliver these every week, and never forget to publish. Maybe the intern could learn something from you.
9 years ago at 8:26 amA+ effort this week Jared. Tree puns are always funny
9 years ago at 8:54 amThey leaf me pining for more
9 years ago at 9:04 amSome of the jokes were acorny, but I’ll always cone back for more.
9 years ago at 9:12 amWho? Sig yew? Pussies.
9 years ago at 9:55 amWhat does Ava think Tinder is for?
9 years ago at 9:01 amThe girl named “Nicollette”, I would have just said suhdude and hoped she got the reference…
9 years ago at 9:22 amThis is one of my top 5 favorite usernames.
9 years ago at 10:27 amIt’s not Nick Colletti it’s Yung Turd and he’s not funny anymore
9 years ago at 1:52 pmJared I don’t believe for one second you haven’t researched average
9 years ago at 10:20 ampenis size to see where you stack up.
I saw that DeVry nice try sneaking in a screenshot from 2014.
9 years ago at 11:28 amUncooked spaghetti would be a better weapon than cooked spaghetti. But hey who am I to judge
9 years ago at 3:55 pm