Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 8
10 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

alexa
Hoping you are related to girls so you can hookup with them. It’s a TFM.
alyssa
Neither of these people have even the slightest grasp of “your/you’re.”
cassandra
I don’t really see why you would need a “jimmy hat” unless they were the cheese-filled ones.
colleen
Colleen is wife material.
jessica
It’s definitely Cali.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

luigi
Looks like there’s some trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom.
maddie
I believe so.
monica
This dude must really care a lot about the Colosseum
sara
I don’t think you understand, Sara – he goes to Harvard.
savannah
Is pooter lube a thing now?
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  7. Tiger Blood

    I’ve always known the difference between jelly and jam to be that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass

    10 years ago at 2:48 pm
  10. Whisky Dick

    Props to that fat dude finally matching with a hot chick, but still doing the butt stuff joke anyway

    10 years ago at 7:42 pm