Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 8
10 years ago

clare
They do say to learn from experience.
jaye
Lol
jennifer
You have mustard, but do you have pooter lube?
kaitlyn
So romantic.
kelsey
It’d be funnier if it was someone else’s butthole.

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kylan
In the email this guy sent to me, he said “it sucks cause she was a babe and I’m fat, so just the fact that we matched was pretty rare. It’s a TFM.” I know that feel, bro 🙁
rachel
The Dixie cup doesn’t seem very necessary here if you’re just going to throw it out.
taylor
“When I saw we matched I explosively came and it impregnated some woman, so I’m gonna need your number for child support reasons.
trevor
“I sure as fuck hope so.” This man’s swag level is over 9,000.
ty
Those must be some very big daddy issues if that’s all it takes.
zoe
It’s important to note here that she is doing duckface in her profile picture.

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  7. Tiger Blood

    I’ve always known the difference between jelly and jam to be that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass

    10 years ago at 2:48 pm
  10. Whisky Dick

    Props to that fat dude finally matching with a hot chick, but still doing the butt stuff joke anyway

    10 years ago at 7:42 pm