Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 80

bryan
SHE’S NOT IMPRESSED, BRYAN.
emily
#BERNIESANDERSANDBUTTSTUFF2016
kirby
(He is calling her appearance gorilla-esque)
lauren
Bumping fuzz. It’s a TFM.
myrtle
I don’t know what that means economically speaking, but I get the sex jokes.
nicole
Good things come to those who wait, and good things await those who cum.
rachel
I’m willing to bet that coupon never expires, too.
sina
Sounds like it.
stephanie
Yeah, Stephanie, you bitch.
zach
And the Cash Cab rolls on…

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    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      And the other 10 percent is to stick a dildo up your ass while pretending to be the IBOTD. That’s cool.

      9 years ago at 8:29 am