Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 80
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda
Aggressive yet endearing. Amanda has mastered Tinder.
brittany
As far as rumors to have floating around about you, this is the best case scenario.
casey
#SQUIRRELSTUFF2016
elizabeth
Elizabeth, you minx!
hannah
Hannah’s not the smartest player in the dugout.

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jessie
Net fish and krill. TFM.
kaitlin
The comparisons just keep getting better.
katie
He’s a multi-faceted dude.

heather1

heather2
He doesn’t just want #BUTTSTUFF2016, he needs it.
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  2. Oral Hershiser

    Not sure I agree about the “packing heat” rumor being all that great of a thing (I mean, unless it’s true, then it’s great, but then it’s also not a rumor, so…). But my point is that every single girl you ever get with would be disappointed as soon as your dick makes its first appearance. Would just ruin the experience, I think. Way better for the disappointment to be 30 seconds later, when you’re finished.

    9 years ago at 5:15 pm