Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 84
9 years ago

marcia
Honestly sounds like a pretty fun game.
megan
I wonder which half is wrong…
mignon
Mignon is about to be chopped and screwed.
netta
#NAMEGAGS2016 work every time.
payton
A lesson to y’all: do not tell tall girls that they’re tall. They already know, trust me.
rebeca
Respect the hustle.
romaine
Lettuce marvel at this pristine #NAMEGAGS2016/#BUTTSTUFF2016 submission.
see
Subtle. #NAMEGAGS2016
shin
Well done. #NAMEGAGS2016 on point this week.
sumaya
Yes. Yes it was. #NAMEGAGS2016

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  2. Lucas Scott

    Typical the only articles on this website that aren’t a flaming train wreck are the ones that have absolutely no writing or commentary whatsoever

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
      6. Oral Hershiser

        So that’s a “no” to the warm pink center, then. Disappointing. Medium-rare is where it’s at.

        9 years ago at 12:19 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Might have something to do with his upside down face Bob. Price is wrong bitch.

        9 years ago at 1:12 pm
  6. Jameson Von Budweiser

    How do you not go with a “toss your salad” line with someone named Romaine?

    9 years ago at 8:56 am
  7. Eric_Cartman88

    Girls judging guys on their height even though can’t be controlled, perfectly ok. Guys judging girls on their weight, even though that can more so be controlled, not ok.

    9 years ago at 9:03 am