Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 84
10 years ago

marcia
Honestly sounds like a pretty fun game.
megan
I wonder which half is wrong…
mignon
Mignon is about to be chopped and screwed.
netta
#NAMEGAGS2016 work every time.
payton
A lesson to y’all: do not tell tall girls that they’re tall. They already know, trust me.
rebeca
Respect the hustle.
romaine
Lettuce marvel at this pristine #NAMEGAGS2016/#BUTTSTUFF2016 submission.
see
Subtle. #NAMEGAGS2016
shin
Well done. #NAMEGAGS2016 on point this week.
sumaya
Yes. Yes it was. #NAMEGAGS2016

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  2. Lucas Scott

    Typical the only articles on this website that aren’t a flaming train wreck are the ones that have absolutely no writing or commentary whatsoever

    10 years ago at 8:08 am
      6. Oral Hershiser

        So that’s a “no” to the warm pink center, then. Disappointing. Medium-rare is where it’s at.

        10 years ago at 12:19 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Might have something to do with his upside down face Bob. Price is wrong bitch.

        10 years ago at 1:12 pm
  6. Jameson Von Budweiser

    How do you not go with a “toss your salad” line with someone named Romaine?

    10 years ago at 8:56 am
  7. Eric_Cartman88

    Girls judging guys on their height even though can’t be controlled, perfectly ok. Guys judging girls on their weight, even though that can more so be controlled, not ok.

    10 years ago at 9:03 am