Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 86
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And the gays bringing up the rear.
9 years ago at 9:31 amI see that something was done here, and done well.
9 years ago at 10:43 amYou’re keeping this site afloat, Jared. Keep doing the lords work.
9 years ago at 9:32 amI really wanna help join Michael’s cause. If there’s any way his organization can help me as well I’ll happily accept a few nudes a day. Particularly from the TSM staff. There’s no gift too big or too small ladies.
9 years ago at 9:33 amexcept big ladies, they can keep your gifts to themselves.
9 years ago at 10:07 amRoomTemperaturePiece won’t even send me a nip slip and I’ve been begging very politely.
9 years ago at 1:41 pmI liked Jada’s poem, hard to look past her incorrect use of the word “you’re” though
9 years ago at 9:59 amWe all have our off days.
9 years ago at 10:56 amThere needs to be more girls like Kelly in this world.
9 years ago at 10:19 amWhere are these mythical creatures that actually respond to cheesy pickup lines?
9 years ago at 10:42 amIf they did make taking dick an Olympic event, the Kardashians could follow in ol’ Bruce’s footsteps and start a dynasty.
9 years ago at 10:44 amDon’t count out “Caitlyn” for that competition either
9 years ago at 12:40 pmHey bitch can I take you out?
9 years ago at 11:01 amSomeone get PFTCommenter on the horn I no a hot taek wen I see one
9 years ago at 11:44 amWould dick-taking be in the Summer Olympics or the Winter Olympics?
9 years ago at 12:29 pmI believe it’d be multi-seasonal
9 years ago at 2:13 pm