Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 86
9 years ago

emily
You’ve gotta respect the desperation.
ivana
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
jada
*poetry slam-style finger snaps*
jenna
NEVER!!!
jessica
C’mon, Jess — give him a fourth chance.
kelly
They need to add that to the Olympics.
marissa
Duck yeah!
mykaela
We need to know, Mykaela.
nick
She’s sending Nick on an emotional rollercoaster.
scarlett
No you shouldn’t be, friend.

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  3. Patrick Frat Star

    You’re keeping this site afloat, Jared. Keep doing the lords work.

    9 years ago at 9:32 am
  4. SperrysandSlams1856

    I really wanna help join Michael’s cause. If there’s any way his organization can help me as well I’ll happily accept a few nudes a day. Particularly from the TSM staff. There’s no gift too big or too small ladies.

    9 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. Henry_Eighth

      RoomTemperaturePiece won’t even send me a nip slip and I’ve been begging very politely.

      9 years ago at 1:41 pm
  5. Jameson Von Budweiser

    I liked Jada’s poem, hard to look past her incorrect use of the word “you’re” though

    9 years ago at 9:59 am
  7. Joff the L-E-G-A-C-Y

    Where are these mythical creatures that actually respond to cheesy pickup lines?

    9 years ago at 10:42 am
  8. RisingFratstarOfTX

    If they did make taking dick an Olympic event, the Kardashians could follow in ol’ Bruce’s footsteps and start a dynasty.

    9 years ago at 10:44 am