Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 88

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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hannah1
Nectar?!? I hardly know ‘er!!!
brooke
SOMF is the new YOLO.
cheychey
#NAMEGAGS2016
stephanie
“Unmatch if you must” might be the most dramatic Tinder denial of all-time.
lauren1
That is definitely a Hail Mary.
alison
I’m surprised that worked considering she might literally hate him. That’s a strong hatred to overcome.
cole
This screenshot that was sent in was accompanied by the following message: “So fucked up story. I tried using this on a guy and he unmatched me a minute later hahahaha, and I’m a solid 8/10…” What has this world come to?
megan
Well. Fucking. Done.
kaitlin
The Booty Eater’s Manifesto.
kerigan
#NAMEGAGS2016
  1. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    Kayla and Kayley sound like fine citizens. Need more people like this in the world.

    9 years ago at 9:40 am
  2. Theta_Theta

    Kind of feel like that last guy was from Boston and that he is considered a gentleman and a scholar in that area

    9 years ago at 9:55 am
  3. Topsider and Inside-her

    Is “pitted” a term these youths are using nowadays to say they got drunk? Asking for a friend.

    9 years ago at 10:30 am
  4. AXPeeInHerButt

    Girls always say they hate you when they want to suck the ever-living shit out of your rod

    9 years ago at 11:21 am