Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 88
9 years ago

princess
Pretty much he just wants to bang.
ivy
Red flag?
aubs
Dude killed the smiley train.
kayla
He found him a good one.
kayley
That opener is the sad reality of the world.
anna
Well played.
hannah
That’s aggressive.
lauren
Getting pitted from ripping too much shandy with the boys. TFM.
leeza
Great pickup line.
daniel
Someone took Kayley’s advice.

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  4. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    Kayla and Kayley sound like fine citizens. Need more people like this in the world.

    9 years ago at 9:40 am
  7. Theta_Theta

    Kind of feel like that last guy was from Boston and that he is considered a gentleman and a scholar in that area

    9 years ago at 9:55 am
  8. Topsider and Inside-her

    Is “pitted” a term these youths are using nowadays to say they got drunk? Asking for a friend.

    9 years ago at 10:30 am
  9. AXPeeInHerButt

    Girls always say they hate you when they want to suck the ever-living shit out of your rod

    9 years ago at 11:21 am