Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 88

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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hannah1
Nectar?!? I hardly know ‘er!!!
brooke
SOMF is the new YOLO.
cheychey
#NAMEGAGS2016
stephanie
“Unmatch if you must” might be the most dramatic Tinder denial of all-time.
lauren1
That is definitely a Hail Mary.
alison
I’m surprised that worked considering she might literally hate him. That’s a strong hatred to overcome.
cole
This screenshot that was sent in was accompanied by the following message: “So fucked up story. I tried using this on a guy and he unmatched me a minute later hahahaha, and I’m a solid 8/10…” What has this world come to?
megan
Well. Fucking. Done.
kaitlin
The Booty Eater’s Manifesto.
kerigan
#NAMEGAGS2016
  1. RisingFratstarOfTX

    2 props to give here. 1 to the guy who pulled of listing the sea animals, even though 3 of them weren’t even mammals like she asked for. 1. To the booty eating wordsmith, Dr. Seuss would be proud.

    9 years ago at 4:46 pm
  2. Snake300

    For the record, most of those sea creatures weren’t mammals. Just sayin’.

    9 years ago at 4:50 pm