Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 89
9 years ago

paige
Smooth. V smooth.
rhandi
That’s a blessing in disguise.
stephen
The girl who sent this to me noted that this sounds like the beginning of Taken 4. I’m forced to agree.
tiger
TL;DR
catalina
I wonder what happened back in 1997…
image2
Fucking nerds.
nati
Everybody loves Natty.
sidney
#NAMEGAGS2016
aaron
Aaron’s not wasting any time.
arianne
#BUTTSTUFF2016

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  2. SirCarlosIII

    Bring quality back to the damn wall. What the fuck is up with those shitty ass posts from underachievers?

    9 years ago at 8:21 am
    1. Larry_Sellers

      I hate to say it, but the quality of the wall pretty much falls on us. Decent posts are few and far between, so if the intern waits around for one and the wall isn’t updated in a week, we bitch about that. When the wall is updated daily with 95% Fail Friday worthy material, we bitch about that. If you’re dissatisfied with the wall, be the change you want to see in the world and submit something.

      9 years ago at 9:09 am
      2. SirCarlosIII

        You’re right Mr. Sellers. It’s probably those HS frat stars. I retract my comment.

        9 years ago at 10:55 am
  3. DornFromMajorLeague

    He saw bigger tits in the western hemisphere in 1997. C’mon Jared, read.

    9 years ago at 8:22 am
      1. Jesus is TFTC

        Based on the number of high schoolers on here I’m guessing he means his mom

        9 years ago at 11:00 am
    1. Goose Gossage

      Average is all you should want! Modern day sex is a fucking disgrace. I remember when it was strictly missionary for as long as it took me to finish

      9 years ago at 10:27 pm
  7. Fratstarbator

    as soon as youre off heroin youre probably at a better place in your life. she couldve moved from heroin to crack and id still consider it a step up.

    9 years ago at 9:31 am
  8. McConaugheys Lincoln

    If I were Kum and Randy (or “Rhandi” as she calls it) I would have applied for a name change the moment it was possible.

    9 years ago at 9:48 am
  9. Topsider and Inside-her

    There’s been some impressive chest cannons in the developed world since the late 90’s. We need proof to substantiate this claim.

    9 years ago at 10:05 am
  11. JakeFromState

    I wish I was creative. If these are all homegrown lines I can’t even lie, it’s impressive.

    9 years ago at 10:50 am