Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 89 Jared Borislow9 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram This, folks, is what we call a Hail Mary. Short dude’s got game. Love this line. Great for foot fetishists. Hope it catches on. One of the best lines I’ve received in a while. Major kudos to this guy. BERN!!! #NAMEGAGS2016 Great way to ask for some ass-to-nose. That was just too easy. Hello, Maxine. ENOUGH WITH YOUR WORD GAMES, NICHOLAS. OUT WITH IT ALREADY! Pages: 1 2
MrPresident1865 The “legs on one end, pussy on the other” line was pure gold. I’ll take my laps if people don’t think it was but I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw Danny Regs golf swing. 9 years ago at 12:48 pm
GettingIced “The patio of a thousand suns” It must get pretty hot in his backyard. 9 years ago at 6:25 pm
Not one single submission with #Huluandrimjobs? I’m disappointed.
9 years ago at 12:46 pmThe “legs on one end, pussy on the other” line was pure gold. I’ll take my laps if people don’t think it was but I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw Danny Regs golf swing.
9 years ago at 12:48 pm“The patio of a thousand suns”
It must get pretty hot in his backyard.
9 years ago at 6:25 pmHemingway
9 years ago at 9:02 pm