Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 89

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benjamin
This, folks, is what we call a Hail Mary.
blur
Short dude’s got game.
callie
Love this line. Great for foot fetishists. Hope it catches on.
chelsea
One of the best lines I’ve received in a while. Major kudos to this guy.
dana
BERN!!!
#NAMEGAGS2016
joe
Great way to ask for some ass-to-nose.
kum
That was just too easy.
maxine
Hello, Maxine.
nicholas
ENOUGH WITH YOUR WORD GAMES, NICHOLAS. OUT WITH IT ALREADY!
  1. MrPresident1865

    The “legs on one end, pussy on the other” line was pure gold. I’ll take my laps if people don’t think it was but I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw Danny Regs golf swing.

    9 years ago at 12:48 pm
  2. GettingIced

    “The patio of a thousand suns”

    It must get pretty hot in his backyard.

    9 years ago at 6:25 pm