Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 9

laura
This wins the “creepiest submission yet” award.
lei
Well played, sir.
lindsay
#BUTTSTUFF2014
lucine
#BUTTSTUFF2014
madison
How topical.
neil
This guy is just a machine. Mad respect.
rachel
That’s arguably more heroic.
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This guy meant to email me a Tinder submission, but I’m pretty sure he attached his work schedule on accident. He better not be reading this right now – he’s on the clock.
shawn
She’s down to clown.
shawna
He’s down to clown.
svenja
This one killed me.

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  1. The_Sherminator

    DeVry, you just keep doing what you’re doing because it is working. #BUTTSTUFF2014

    10 years ago at 11:16 am
    1. Collin_l15

      You’re fucking dumb. This post was hilarious. Find something else to bitch about.

      10 years ago at 1:49 pm
  2. AlrightAlrightAlrightt

    Just take all of your classes at your prestigious institution at TFM Headquarters so you can keep these gems coming.

    10 years ago at 12:30 pm
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