Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 90

kevin
Laaaaaame. Keep on keeping on, Kev.
liz
ELIZABETH, YOU MINX!
maddie
Lacrosse player problems.
meitav
#NAMEGAGS2016
mira
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
molly
Best way I’ve ever heard it put.
natalia
Seems legit.
paige
Dude seems to have catty issues.
sam
Got ‘er.
what would
UNMATCH HER, UNMATCH HER NOW.

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      1. ProudToBe270

        Seeing as how you created your account today I’ll be merciless and just inform you that not quite how shit works around here. Give it a couple of months then try again pal.

        9 years ago at 3:59 pm
  1. Peter Griffin

    Did the last guy put Catholic in his profile or do they go to Notre Dame?

    9 years ago at 9:27 am
  2. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    Sam is direct and to the point. I’d like to think that he got his snack of choice.

    9 years ago at 9:29 am
  3. Probation Station

    A year and a half later and these are still one of the best columns every week. Don’t fuck it up.

    9 years ago at 9:29 am
  4. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    The 6 day war one was actually one if the funniest things I’ve ever read

    9 years ago at 9:30 am
  5. uarkfrat2017

    Catholic girls are bitches in the streets, but Jesus Christ can they get freaky in the sheets

    9 years ago at 9:34 am
    1. Clarke_Griswold

      It’s true, I got a OTPHJ at a CYO dance in 7th grade. Whenever I hear Soulja Boy’s “Kiss me thru the phone”, I get instant nostalgia.

      9 years ago at 11:31 am
  6. Trail of beer5

    God I hate whoever was talking to Jennifer. Little bitch and his cuddle gang

    9 years ago at 12:47 am
  7. Tackocky

    I made it, a convo of mine made it to my favorite recurring article. This is the highlight of my life up to this point.

    9 years ago at 12:05 am