Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 90
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That last girl is a closet freak she just doesn’t know yet….
9 years ago at 9:24 amSon that’s your mom..
9 years ago at 2:37 pmSeeing as how you created your account today I’ll be merciless and just inform you that not quite how shit works around here. Give it a couple of months then try again pal.
9 years ago at 3:59 pmThanks dad
9 years ago at 4:53 pmDid the last guy put Catholic in his profile or do they go to Notre Dame?
9 years ago at 9:27 amThat sounds like what a Creighton girl would say.
9 years ago at 10:47 amSam is direct and to the point. I’d like to think that he got his snack of choice.
9 years ago at 9:29 amA year and a half later and these are still one of the best columns every week. Don’t fuck it up.
9 years ago at 9:29 amHe won’t. And Jared definitely doesn’t need advice from you.
9 years ago at 9:31 amThe 6 day war one was actually one if the funniest things I’ve ever read
9 years ago at 9:30 amCatholic girls are bitches in the streets, but Jesus Christ can they get freaky in the sheets
9 years ago at 9:34 amIt’s true, I got a OTPHJ at a CYO dance in 7th grade. Whenever I hear Soulja Boy’s “Kiss me thru the phone”, I get instant nostalgia.
9 years ago at 11:31 amThe fact that this wasn’t two pages really fucked me up
9 years ago at 10:13 amFavorite junk food being pussy. TFM
9 years ago at 10:31 amUsing the space bar. RFM.
9 years ago at 10:43 amGod I hate whoever was talking to Jennifer. Little bitch and his cuddle gang
9 years ago at 12:47 amI made it, a convo of mine made it to my favorite recurring article. This is the highlight of my life up to this point.
9 years ago at 12:05 am