Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 90

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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bailee
A match made in heaven.
baylee
Welp, I’m horny.
chantel
Death by boobies.
jennifer
Little does he know, Jennifer has just recruited him into the hardest street gang in Gary, Indiana. He would die 2 months later during a drive-by shooting outside of a Long John Silver’s.
jill
Never meet up with a lefty, Jill. Run.
jordan
This guy did his research. If you want to understand his message, I suggest you do too.
justin
She asks the important questions.
justine
Having a specified time for your evening rub and tug. It’s a TFM.
kaylee
Probably not that much.
kellie
She kinda ruined it with that last one. Pretty lame.
  1. tastefulcrucifixparty

    A world where Tinder evangelism is a thing is a world I don’t want to live in.

    9 years ago at 12:32 am