Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 93

jess
I wonder why?
brooke
I love love.
rwinkle
I was hoping he’d make a “dirt star” reference.
yvonne
#BUTTSTUFF2016 #NAMEGAGS2016
theresa
BOOM! goes the dynamite.
alison
DE-NIED!
alyse
I feel like it’s pronounced “Elise,” but I respect the effort.
sydney1
BOOOOO!
savannah
Ba dum tss!
alison1
Nice save.

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    1. ImHereForTheGangbang

      I like the original better so I’m sticking with that. The Vatican can go fuck itself.

      9 years ago at 12:08 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I’d be careful. Vatican is like the TFM staff of religion, they’ll blackball anyone who pisses them off.

        9 years ago at 1:44 pm
  1. UMaverick

    There needs to be a best of column for the 100th. put intern Sheila on it since it doesn’t seem like she does anything else in the office

    9 years ago at 9:26 am
  2. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Talkin about salads and hot dogs and fish. Didn’t know Guy Fieri had a tinder game.

    9 years ago at 9:27 am
  3. DubyasLeftNut

    I cringed whenever I saw intern Shirley’s name. Just the sheer thought of her was enough to make me go flaccid.

    9 years ago at 1:44 pm