Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 94

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adele
I was wondering if after all these minutes you’d like to respond.
adrienne
Love this move.
bathlehem
#BIBLESTUFF2016
bre
I like her answer better.
daniela
Gagging her with the hog. TFM.

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edie
This bot gets me every time. It just throws its fake boyfriend under the bus.
fannie
#BUTTSTUFF2016 #NAMEGAGS2016
hailee
Read the fine print, Hailee.
imke
#NAMEGAGS2016
jenny
JENNAYYYY
  1. AXPeeInHerButt

    I like to think #BibleStuff 2016 and #ButtStuff2016 are like two polar ends on the Spectrum of Sodomy.

    9 years ago at 8:30 am
      1. Georgia_Fratter

        What went through your mind when you decided to name your spam bot Helen?

        9 years ago at 11:46 am
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    Todd Rundgren! I love your music! And you matched with Adele! What’s she like?

    9 years ago at 9:33 am