Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 94
9 years ago

jill
It must.
kirby
She’s going to suck your penis, and then turn into a penis.
mckinney
This dude is about to get fucked in the ass with a strap on.
moira
Moira just got the J.R. Smith treatment.
nicole
WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU GOD DAMMIT???
oralee
#NAMEGAGS2016
sienna
Pickup game strong.
sydney
#BUTTSTUFF2016
tasha
He’s in.
tricia
Smart man.

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  4. AXPeeInHerButt

    I like to think #BibleStuff 2016 and #ButtStuff2016 are like two polar ends on the Spectrum of Sodomy.

    9 years ago at 8:30 am
      1. Georgia_Fratter

        What went through your mind when you decided to name your spam bot Helen?

        9 years ago at 11:46 am
  7. AndrewsMomsAss

    Todd Rundgren! I love your music! And you matched with Adele! What’s she like?

    9 years ago at 9:33 am