Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 95

maggie
Help our boy out.
malia
Malia is a keeper.
manisha
Known colloquially as the doggy style ostrich position.
merrilee
#BUTTSTUFF2016 #NAMEGAGS2016
phung
Guess that’s a yes.
romaine
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
rosita
We’ve got a straight shooter here.
tanya
Women love bluntness. #NAMEGAGS2016
timothy
Dude plays to the crowd.
liran
Pretty weird request from a guy who appears to be relatively unhinged.

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  1. beanfickersupreme

    The only reason I come back here. TGDAG is the only reason I visit Grandex sites anyways nowadays.

    9 years ago at 8:15 am
      1. beanfickersupreme

        That’s true. It actually has a lot of quality shit for us old people.

        9 years ago at 9:58 am
  2. Shut up Meg

    SweetCarolinestuff2k16 that man better have at least gotten to hands touching hands

    9 years ago at 8:22 am
  3. Toon Squad

    Big ups to the guy who sent in the Dora line. I’m never laughed so hard at this site in my life.

    9 years ago at 9:33 am
  4. BrohanBrohan

    Don’t fuck around with Cthulhu. You don’t know what you’re getting into.

    9 years ago at 10:06 am
  5. Phil Layshio

    Definitely thought Malia and Manisha was the same conversation at first. But hey it works either way

    9 years ago at 1:35 pm