Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 96

joe
Joe’s all-in on these hoop earrings.
journie
#NAMEGAGS2016
kathie
That’s a terrible fucking poem, Kathie.
ona
#NAMEGAGS2016
polly
Nice try, I guess.
sammy
Damn… That is harsh.
stella
Inverted Ass Syndrome. It’s a TFM.
steve
Major red flag.
tommy
Getting right to the point, I see.
tori
Jesus…

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  1. yibuxuhay

    My Co-Worker’s step-sister made $13285 the previous week. She gets paid on the laptop and moved in a $557000 condo. All she did was get blessed and apply the guide leaked on this web site. Browse this site…. This is what I do——————, http://www.22moneybay.com

    9 years ago at 8:32 am
    1. Bobby Axelrod

      A man can make $17,032 doing the same job on a laptop. And I bet your co-worker is a bitch and his step sister is a slut.

      9 years ago at 8:37 am
    2. RisingFratstarOfTX

      These bots are getting worse and worse. I can’t even decipher what that username is supposed to be.

      9 years ago at 2:18 pm
  2. EskimoBroJoe

    $20 says the answer to the hangman on the third picture was “Send Nudes”

    9 years ago at 10:54 am