Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 98
9 years ago

lauren
That’s not very nice.
madison
Never trust a girl who is that obsessed with G-Eazy.
mary-jane
He’s talking about his jizz!!!
melanie
Some cryptic quotes comin’ out of this nosebreaker.
missy
It’s the least she could do. He’s grieving.
NICOLETTE
Fuck you, Nicolette.
non
He’s asking the important questions.
sana
“Deal.”
sara
Calling your penis your “buddy” is going to elicit responses like this.
savannah
HOW COULD YOU, SAVANNAH?!?

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    2. texasfratguy

      I matched with an Elizabeth and she turned out being a bot, very convincing though because she used a legit street and nearby city

      9 years ago at 11:15 am
  4. FrocketPowerr

    If she doesn’t fuck you after learning you’ve gotten a tactical nuke, she’s a cunt.

    9 years ago at 9:36 am
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      9 years ago at 12:09 pm