Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 99

francesca
Too soon, or not soon enough?
gabi
That’s rude.
gena
#NAMEGAGS2016
jackson
This one got me. #YeastMode
kennedy
One of my favorite pickup lines redux.
maddie
That’s a common law marriage in some states.
molly
Very well-thought-out.
porsche
#NAMEGAGS2016
RAFA
I can’t imagine this not working.
regan
#NAMEGAGS2016

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Part 98

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  1. thefakealycia

    Raphaël is pioneering the #ProfessionalStuff trend. Chicks love a guy with lots of business cents. #TSM

    9 years ago at 8:24 am
    1. Big Dumb Idiot

      Business cents instead of business dollars? Quit talking and show us your tits.

      9 years ago at 8:36 am
      1. JosephBluePulaski

        I checked out your Instagram. Let your mom know I’d like to lick her butt, thanks.

        9 years ago at 4:08 pm
  2. alexfratbek

    Not the best edition, but stil more entertaining than anything in this site.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
  3. Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    Ay girl tryna get yo pussay buzzed? You sit on this face and hundreds of thousands of ants will be up in your bearded axe wound I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson

    9 years ago at 9:07 am
  4. EQK

    For part 100 can we see all of the disgusting things Intern Synapse has been told on Tinder?

    9 years ago at 9:17 am
  5. GodHatesFigs

    The dude talking to Bethany has an uncomfortable amount of frequently used emojis

    9 years ago at 9:28 am