Roasting your chestnuts on her open fire. TFM.

  1. JerryJones

    Roasting your chestnuts on her open fire, and giving her face a white Christmas. RFM.

    11 years ago at 8:54 pm
  2. Ihavefirmnipples

    Can’t say I know precisely what you’re getting at, but I still chuckled.

    11 years ago at 11:18 pm
    1. Ihavefirmnipples

      That could be a big piece of the puzzle. Still leaves me wondering which hole is her “open fire” though and if roasting his chestnuts is in fact what we all think it is.

      11 years ago at 4:43 pm
  3. ProudPhi2042

    I’m kind of picturing this as t-bagging her right on the face for a good ten minutes and doing nothing else. I could be completely off but either way I have a bizarre boner at the moment.

    11 years ago at 1:14 am