I Can’t Wait To Wear This Romper For Guys So Society Will Fucking Hate Me
8 years ago

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Touching Base breaks down everything about male rompers. Subscribe and listen on iTunes here or listen below. Romper talk starts at 8:30.

Are you sort of an asshole but want to be an even bigger asshole? Do you strive for people to question your sexuality? Do you want to be engaged in numerous physical altercations merely because of the way you present yourself in public and social gatherings? Do you shudder at the convenience of removing your pants before using the restroom? Does society not hate your guts enough? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the RompHim is absolutely fucking perfect for you. And for me.

Watch the video:

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t wear this male romper all fucking summer long. Just break necks and cause one summer-long flood warning in this thing. It’s a romper for guys. It’s a onesie. And it’s a must-have item.

The fundraising campaign on KickStarter blew by its goal of $10,000 so this project is officially a go, meaning catch me poolside next month wearing one piece of fabric that starts just below my balls and goes all the way the fuck up.

[via KickStarter]

  2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Not the first time you’ve wanted to be with a boy in a onesie

    8 years ago at 5:58 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      So you’re saying you’d rather a guy jizz on your facial hair than wear this?

      8 years ago at 7:22 pm
  6. Blowjob420

    30 years from now when you’re showing your kids photos of the summer that you “romped” the fuck out of, you might just get your ass whooped from your degenerate son.

    8 years ago at 6:07 pm
    1. Dickson

      And you’ll tell yours that your name is blowjob420 and he’ll call you a fucking geed

      8 years ago at 6:43 pm
  7. smithpm

    Newsflash, society (if we define society as the bulk of commenters here) already hates you, so may as well go for it.

    8 years ago at 6:13 pm
    1. FratrickBateman1302

      I sincerely hope that the bulk of commenters on here are not an accurate representation of society

      8 years ago at 12:32 am
      1. TheOldMan

        I just took a shit in my Depends so, yeah, I think I’m an accurate representation of Society.

        8 years ago at 3:03 pm
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      RG logo, sailboat, original natty lite, how would you decide on a print?

      8 years ago at 9:15 pm
  10. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    If you wear it every day to the office for a week I will buy you 5

    8 years ago at 6:55 pm
  11. Broties n Boatshoes

    Next week we’ll see exclusive Rowdy Gentleman Fratpers (Frat Rompers)

    8 years ago at 6:59 pm
    1. Fishscales

      Even if you could contract that correctly(fromper) you’d still be a disgrace to your mother

      8 years ago at 7:09 pm