I Can’t Wait To Wear This Romper For Guys So Society Will Fucking Hate Me
8 years ago

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Touching Base breaks down everything about male rompers. Subscribe and listen on iTunes here or listen below. Romper talk starts at 8:30.

Are you sort of an asshole but want to be an even bigger asshole? Do you strive for people to question your sexuality? Do you want to be engaged in numerous physical altercations merely because of the way you present yourself in public and social gatherings? Do you shudder at the convenience of removing your pants before using the restroom? Does society not hate your guts enough? If you answered yes to any of these questions, the RompHim is absolutely fucking perfect for you. And for me.

Watch the video:

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t wear this male romper all fucking summer long. Just break necks and cause one summer-long flood warning in this thing. It’s a romper for guys. It’s a onesie. And it’s a must-have item.

The fundraising campaign on KickStarter blew by its goal of $10,000 so this project is officially a go, meaning catch me poolside next month wearing one piece of fabric that starts just below my balls and goes all the way the fuck up.

[via KickStarter]

  2. Brofalo and Company

    I’m 90% sure Dorn posts shit he likes to test the waters if something is actually gay or not before he wears it.

    8 years ago at 7:58 pm
  6. Nerdbasher69

    ust makes harder access for chicks, only nerds would wear this, I hate nerds

    8 years ago at 12:18 am