Ronda Rousey Agrees To Go On Date With Marine, Says He Won’t Get Any

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Remember when U.S. Marine Jarrod Haschert asked Ronda Rousey to the Marine Corps Ball? Well, she said yes.

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Posted by Jarrod Hash on Saturday, August 22, 2015

Haschert was unsure of whether Rousey would go to the dance, held in December, especially since she had an upcoming fight with Holly Holm in January. But now, the fight has been pushed up to November, and she’s down for the cause.

From Complex Sports:

“I would go for sure,” she said. “Do I call him? Or do I set up a time and place like Never Been Kissed and wait until the clock runs out and be like, ‘I’m here’?”

I don’t know how you track Rousey down, but you better get on that, Haschert. Also, if you were planning on grappling with the MMA superstar between the sheets, I hate to break it to you, but…

“He’s cute,” she said. “He’s gotta be a gentleman, though. I’m not a first date kind of girl.”

Pssht. I wouldn’t let that discourage you, Haschert. That’s what they all say. Besides, say you’re holding her in your arms as you gently sway back and forth on the dance floor to “Wonderwall,” your eyes locked, when your lips meet halfway for a kiss. What’s the worst that could happen if you attempt a slide into second?

Yikes. Never mind.

[via Complex Sports]

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  1. NatturdayinFrathens

    He’s not going to get any because nobody is stupid enough to try. Except maybe Floyd Mayweather

    10 years ago at 9:57 am
    1. Channel4NewsTeam

      According to her she has as much sex as possible in the days before fights to get her testosterone up. Just turn that into a workout training routine, like a blowjay with a full sit-up between head bobs. I’ll take one for the team here Ronda.

      10 years ago at 11:02 am
      1. William F Wallace

        They may take our forums, they may take our Rush Boobs. BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR PLEDGES!!

        10 years ago at 7:37 pm
  2. CommCollege69

    She got dat Venus Flytrap snatch that grabs onto to your dick and slowly kills you.

    10 years ago at 10:20 am
    1. thaisticktony

      Had to watch the movie “Teeth” for a dark comedy class. Its honestly terrifying even if not possible.

      10 years ago at 10:34 am
    2. Channel4NewsTeam

      Play dead if you have to. She’ll paw you around for a little while, but eventually she’ll get bored and meander off.

      10 years ago at 11:11 am
  3. Rugbyfrat1

    Who am I supposed to talk to if my fear boner hasn’t gone down and it’s been more than four hours?

    10 years ago at 10:42 am
  4. Bbn_Cats

    Fuck it… I’d still try. What’s the saying? If you shoot for the moon you’ll land in the stars? Good enough for me.

    10 years ago at 11:33 am