Rory McIlroy Celebrates His Open Championship By Pounding Jager Out Of Claret Jug
After 18 holes, most men are parched and feel as if they need a drink. Rory McIlroy is no different. After completely dominating at Hoylake this weekend, McIlroy hoisted the Claret Jug and promptly put it to good use. Unlike Phil Mickelson’s choice of going with wine, Rory decided to go straight for the hard stuff like a true Irishman. His choice of liquor? Jager.
Name the drink that’s going into the Claret Jug. #RoryMcIlroy @The_Open pic.twitter.com/j6Kunx7fOk
— Brian Keogh (@IrishGolfDesk) July 21, 2014
He’s living the dream: winning majors, having sex with new slams after getting rid of the ol’ ball and chain, bombing his tee shots, and taking jager bombs from one of the most prestigious trophies in golf. I would have gone with a bottle of whiskey or a nice Pilsner, but as Ron Swanson said, “There is no wrong way to consume alcohol.”
The Claret Jug would make a great pledge boot (except the pledges would never get the glory of drinking from it). You could fit a whole bottle of mustard, gin, Natty, and dip spit in that thing. We have DeVry Guy drink this cocktail daily.
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No Frank’s in DeVry Guy’s cocktail?
11 years ago at 1:47 pmif you look closely you see that Rory actually says, “get out of here fat tits before I tit fuck you like I did your mom last night”
The young boys facial expression after this is a dead giveaway.
11 years ago at 2:35 pmTry harder.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmWell that was during the tournament, he wanted to stay in the zone.
11 years ago at 2:36 pmAnd that kid was never heard from again…
11 years ago at 4:39 pmThis guy somehow continues to keep making the world of golf even more frat
11 years ago at 2:04 pm” Maybe I’ll enjoy a few beverages out of the Claret Jug.” – Rory McIlroy. TFM.
11 years ago at 2:04 pmThat’s exactly what he did you dipshit.
11 years ago at 2:29 pmWhen I celebrate, I open up a bottle of water and read a book next to a fire. It’s a RFM
11 years ago at 2:05 pm