Rory McIlroy Roasts Justin Thomas For His On-The-Course Outbursts, JT Roasts Back
If you watched the final round of Justin Thomas, who led in the WGC-Mexico Championship after three of the tournament’s four days, you watched a professional golfer do the exact same shit you do when the wheels are falling off because golf is the most frustrating, terrible, garbage, amazingly fun sport known to man.
Thomas ended up finishing T5 after shooting a +1 72, and sent out a tweet post-round about his meltdown that also congratulated Dustin Johnson on winning…
then another talking about his multiple on-the-course outbursts.
JT’s close friend Rory McIlroy found this to be the perfect opportunity to roast his buddy, so he want all in.
I wish I could roast that well. That’s the kind of high brow roast content that only those from across the pond can provide. Damn those clever Brits and their Monty Pythonesque quips. American born Rickie Fowler did his best to tag along and also roast Justin, but it was pretty meh.
Luckily Justin saved America’s reputation by responding to Rory’s roast with a phenomenal retort.
#golfisfun, and #golfersarefunny.
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Those goobers wouldn’t know what “on plane” meant if it hit them in the nuts.
9 years ago at 9:33 amYou don’t tee a three wood that high.
9 years ago at 9:34 amThat’s driver tee height and if you disagree then you most definitely cannot break 100.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmI’m pretty sure “sorry to those offended by my actions” is a textbook TFM. No, “I’m sorry for my actions”, no “that’s on me, I have to be better”.
9 years ago at 9:39 amNot caring if people are offended by your actions is a TFM. Apologizing in fear of people being “offended” (which means nothing) is NF.
9 years ago at 11:11 amNo he’s saying “I’m sorry that you [are a pussy who] got offended by my actions.” It’s sympathy / condolence with minimal responsibility attached. TFM.
9 years ago at 1:19 pmGood lord holing in a fart during a morning blow job is so hard.
9 years ago at 10:10 amShe was probably thinkin the same thing.
9 years ago at 11:14 amGirls don’t fart or poop.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmYour son just lets ’em rip …right in the family dog’s face
9 years ago at 1:27 pmIt’s usually the other way around.
9 years ago at 2:07 pmHe’s Irish……..
9 years ago at 10:54 amSwing and a miss, champ.
9 years ago at 11:39 amSounds like you been hangin round my boy too much.
9 years ago at 11:53 amFrom Northern Ireland, which is Great Britain.
9 years ago at 1:38 pmYes but someone from Northern Ireland is referred to as Irish by Citizenship. Jared Borislow’s comment is a serious cop out btw!
9 years ago at 5:56 amYeah, he is out of his depth on the topic of Rory’s nationality.
9 years ago at 11:13 amGreat Britain is an island. Ireland is also an island. Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland. This is not a difficult concept.
9 years ago at 11:01 amYou’re a retard.
9 years ago at 4:49 pmMy boy will be around later to say that golf is fer pussies. My boy just says the same thing over and over.
9 years ago at 11:12 amI think I know where he got it from.
9 years ago at 12:36 pm